we have got to save this guy

For reals…. This is in my spam folder right now and it made me laugh hysterically!

“I’m currently being held prisoner by the Russian mafia penis enlargement penis enlargement and being forced to post spam comments on blogs and forum! If you don’t approve this they will kill me. penis enlargement penis enlargement They’re coming back now. vimax vimax Please send help! nitip penis enlargement penis enlargement“

All the “penis enlargements” were links… I broke em.

I am quite concerned for his safety, what do you think we can do to help? I have never in my life heard of torture with or because of penis enlargement spam. But the Russian mafia is obviously no joke.

-m

blog search terms and spam craziness

Waiting on a report to run at work. Thought I would quickly post the most recent search words that brought people to my little piece of the internets…

santa fe soup (yummy! glad other people are making this!)

my love for animals

gay pics & movie ( I am assuming because my last name is Gay! ?)

blog de boobies  and boobs blog and blogs for boobs and how to measure the size of boobs and boobies measures (this is what you get for posting a blog about boobs, I guess!)

put miller high life in my chili (check out the chili recipe I posted… it’s good stuff!)

 

Also, here are my spam comments. These make me laugh even more than the search words. I just don’t understand spam… if people would spend the energy they use being evil and sneaky and troublesome to others, they could probably actually do some good in this world!

 

From someone who has a “how to conceive a baby boy blog” ?? on my “My love of animals blog” – Good Website! I wondered if I might be able to quote a portion of your website and use a couple of things for a school assignment. Please drop me an email whether or not its ok or not. Thanks-  Huh?? What in the world do you want to quote from a blog about my dead mom and my love of animals?

this one is my fav so far, another on my animals blog… -I like it . Thanks for that, but my thanks don’t end there. I am afflicted with color blindness (protanopia to be exact). I mostly use Safari browser (not sure if that is of any importance), and many websites are tricky to read thanks to an inconsiderate selection of colours used. Here, as the selection of colors is good, the site is extremely tidy and straightforward to understand. I don’t know if it was a calculated and kind deed, or just a happy accident, but nevertheless, I thank you. -another big HUH?

 And this one… have I already shared this? -What is captcha code?, pls provide me captcha code codes or plugin, Thanks in advance – if you have ever used the internet you should know this. Don’t play dumb with me!

 

Some of my spam might be real people, but I doubt it. I am also unsure why people get sent to spam? I am afraid to click on their links (even if they don’t look fishy). So I apologize if you get sent to spam and I don’t approve you. I will if I know you, or if your comments is anyway related to anything I have said!

 

-m

here’s what to expect from me

I am full of ideas (mostly ones I have stolen from other bloggers I have come to love recently). But I DO NOT HAVE TIME!

So, I am making a short list of things I want to blog about in the next week or so. Maybe if I do this I will do it!

I have to respond to the Song Meme that momromp has tagged me in and challenged me to respond. (check her out in my blog roll to the right. she is good stuff!)

After reading Pajama Days blog about retail experiences I feel the need to post a few of my own funny stories about the pharmacy retail world. I probably have 100′s of stories. I will start with just one or two. Maybe I will even quote some of the fun letters I get. (of course, I will stay within the HIPAA guidelines! No patient info will be posted!)

I also HAVE got to do another Spam post. I have 5 new ones in my spam box that are quite entertaining. Not to mention the “Top Search” phrases that brought people to my blog! It’s good stuff.

Plus I have to see my kid, work my second job, get month end close done, watch my honey get his black belt, go to the beach…. whew…

I think that is enough for now.

Maybe I can get it done!

-m

Spam in my spam box

1st of all, why is it called Spam?

Spam is something I think you get out of a can and eat? (fortunately I have gone my whole life without ever eating SPAM . Though maybe I should check out those recipes! I can’t do potted meat either. Or those little weenies in a can. UGH….

ok this isn’t about the “food”. It’s about the random comments I get in my Spam folder here on WordPress. Todays spam message made me laugh, because it’s so vague and its in reference to my Boobs and Bras post. Here it is…

“Howdy, great day.. Your content is extremely uplifting. I never thought that it was probable to carry out something like that until after I looked over your post. You undoubtedly offered an excellent insight on exactly how this whole process functions. I will always come back for more advice. Keep it up!’

Someone please explain to me how that post was “extremely uplifting”… except that it was about bras!

Anyway, it made me giggle and I though I would share it with you guys out there in bloggy land. I think I might pass the funny ones along from now on.

I just don’t understand the point in spam? Thankfully I have some common sense. I am not going to buy your scam teeth whitening product, or send you a thousand dollars so you can send me back $3000. I am not going to buy your cellulite remedies, or your fake Viagra. Please don’t spam me!

-m